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Funny Quotes About Travel to Make You Smile

Updated: Jun 28, 2022

Do these funny quotes about travel make you want to cry of laughter? Us too! No matter where you are on your emotional travel journey, these funny quotes about travel will put your mind at ease for a few minutes. Travel can be exhausting at times. Whether you are planning a trip, trying to catch that next flight connection, or embarrassing yourself in front of a local street vendor with your mediocre Spanish skills, there are funny moments for all types of travelers.

Funny quotes about travel

We can relate to all of these funny travel quotes. After our travels together around the world, we've had too many moments to count where we just had to laugh it off and move on. In the end, these funny moments usually lead to a great story to tell your friends later.

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Funny Quotes About Travel

Without further ado, lets count down the top 20 funny quotes about travel together!

"A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is?"

While of course, this is not the answer to all your life questions, it's actually a good start! Can you imagine how your life would be right now if you answered your last hard question by buying a plane ticket to a foreign destination instead of killing yourself over finding the "right answer"?

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"You know it's time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your drivers license"

Have you ever looked at your drivers license and thought, "is that what I really look like"? Maybe you've had a stressful past few years at work or in your relationship. Travel could be the perfect medicine for you. Take the leap, and when you come back from your trip, compare the new GLOWING you with the old DREARY you. Which one suits you better? This is a funny travel quote but also one of the most inspiring travel quotes you will find. That's because there are so many people in the world who grind through their 9-5 job without hope of what's coming next. Get out of that routine and do something new if you're feeling in a rut!

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"Notriphobia (n.) the fear of not having any trips booked."

We have this fear constantly. As travelers at heart, we never like to stay in one place too long. If we don’t have our next plane ticket booked, you can bet that we are researching our next destination!

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"If you're upset when traveling, just thing about a T-Rex trying to drink a martini..."

Can you imagine this? Haha! One of Zac's favorite movies growing up was Jurassic Park, so this one got him going when he saw it. Next time you lose your bus ticket or can't find your sunglasses, think of the old T-Rex / Martini glass. It will calm you down in a heartbeat and keep you in a light mood.

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"I need a 6-month vacation... twice per year"

A trip around the sun on full-time holiday mode would be a dream! While it might not be feasible for everyone, can you imagine yourself just taking a 6 day or 6 week vacation? Whatever the amount of time that suits your situation best, a little adventure to reset might be just what you need!

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"Reality called, so I hung up"

This is one of the best travel quotes we've run across during our trips! Our big thing is that we never want to grow up. Our dream is to have a travel lifestyle. So when the economic system calls us back to get "real jobs", we fight it as hard as we can. While financial stability is ultra important, so is your sanity. If you're like us, you ignore the haters and keep pushing towards that lifestyle you desire.

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"Warning: Humans in area"

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"Vacation calories don't count, right?"

How many times have you been on vacation and snuck that extra croissant or taco? No shame in that! When traveling, we like to eat the local food as much as possible and really immerse ourselves in the culture. Even though we do this, we almost never gain weight while traveling! It's a crazy phenomena. Probably because we're doing new things and being really active each day. Oh the joys of traveling! This is one of the top famous travel quotes for those who want to have a cheat day on their diet while traveling.

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"I've got 99 problems, but I am on a vacation and I am ignoring them all!"

The famous Jay-Z proverb rings true here! Except this time we're talking about holidays instead of women. It's a beautiful thing when you can leave your problems behind and just live in the moment. Sometimes you can achieve that 20 minutes from your house and sometimes you need to take a trip to a new country. Wherever you're adventure takes you, leave those problems where they belong and release your inner "chill".

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"I need more vitamin sea"

SO TRUE! The ocean is calling and we must go. Anyone else love the sea like us? There's something special about going to the beach, taking off your shoes, and letting everything go. Those worries drift through the sand and out into the ocean. A new you is born!

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"Forget champagne and caviar - taste the world instead!"

Imagine yourself eating dirt. What a treat! Haha just kidding. Not that we want you to go eat earth instead of fancy food. But rather that you should enjoy those special moments being out in nature and experiencing new cultures. Drink in that knowledge and feeling of living. It's tasty and saves your budget ;)

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"Work hard. Travel harder."

While this is totally cliche, they are good words to live by! Travel isn't free. It would be nice if it was. However, it costs money to do things, no matter how much you budget. So work hard and do what you love. Then, spend that hard earned money doing things you truly love in life. Adventure! Take your wanderlust to a new level with these travel quotes.